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offbeatawkward:

I WILL NEVER STOP REBLOGGING THIS EVER

offbeatawkward:

I WILL NEVER STOP REBLOGGING THIS EVER

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celestial-sexhair:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

do you think i could cook a s’more on the really hot part of my laptop

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I’m doing it

running two games in the background to cause laptop to heat up more

bottom of marshmallow is warm

the chocolate is soft enough that some comes off on my finger when touching it

it’s working

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the chocolate is melting

i touched it and that happened

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We did it kids

welcome to the internet

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did-you-kno:

A man filed a 10 million dollar lawsuit against ESPN for “defamation and intentional infliction of emotional distress” because he claims he was “mocked while caught sleeping in his seat during a national telecast at Yankee Stadium.”

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  • Question: Ever notice how Obama is slaughtering civilians? - equestrianrepublican
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    bplegacy:

    Oh yes, that genocide in America that’s going on right now!! 

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epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

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did-you-kno:

In Japan, it is illegal for people between the ages of 40 and 74 to be fat.  Men over 40 must have waists smaller than 33.5 inches, and women’s must be smaller than 35.4.

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zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

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otaku-with-the-tardis:

Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide

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precumming:

when you go to pet a dog and it growls at you

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mskatherinemarie:

sun-sex-and-suspicious-satanists:

allyykatt:

 

I’m a lesbian so i must have a crush on every girl i see.

I have alot of guy friends so i must be fucking every single one of them.

I smile alot, so i must have the perfect life.

I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner.

My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch.

I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around?

I’m friends with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them.

I like to help out, so I must be a suck up.

I’m black, so I must be ghetto.

I’m black, so I must be stupid.

I’m Mexican, so I must be low class.

I’m bisexual, so I must get around.

I’m straight up blunt, so I must be a bitch.

I like to drink, so I must be an alcoholic.

I don’t hang out with guys, so I must be a lesbian.

I cut myself so I must be emo.

I’m bisexual, so none of my girl friends can feel safe.

I laugh and smile, so I cannot be depressed.

I like spending my day at home, so I don’t have any friends

I am gay, so i must be bullied

I am trans, so I must be a freak.

Most of my friends are dudes, so I must be a tomboy.

I’m on Tumblr, so I must have zero friends in real life

I’m a Muslim, so I must be a terrorist

I make alot of mistakes so I must be stupid/retarded.

I strongly defend LGBT so I must be gay.

I’m from a broken family, so I must be a rebel.

I like rasta colors, so I must smoke weed.

I’ve had sex, so I must be a slut.

I’ve made mistakes, so I must be untrustworthy.

I really love him, so I must hold on.

I’m a Filipino, so I must be a maid.

I really love him, so I must be taken for granted.

I’m a Politician, so I must be corrupt.

I’m Blonde, so I must be really stupid.

I’m wearing a black shirt, so I must be emo.

I wear make up, so I must be a flirt.

I make alot of mistakes, so I must be hated.

I am a teenager, so I must be misunderstood.

“Forever reblogg”.

Wow this

this is perfect wow

I’m a Christian, so I must hate gays

I have big boobs, so I must dress like a whore

I’m overweight, so I must be fat

I’m not a big talker, so I must have no friends

I’m homeschooled, so I must be a loner

I like country music, so I must be a redneck

I like pop music, so I must be a floozy

I’m a lawyer, so I must have no emotions. 
I skipped a year or two, so I must get flawless grades. 
I get good grades, so I must think I’m better than you. 
I’m atheist, so I must not accept you and your religion. 

I’m straight white and cis, so I must be prejudiced against almost everything mentioned here

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unbalancedfox:

g0ggles:

When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it

OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*

(via tonightthecityisours)

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